May 2012
wardos-:
unecoquette:
chasingpages:
rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon:
suckmyphallus:
attention everyone
this is what a russian 404 page looks like
I just jumped a foot in the air… what was that?
Was NOT expecting that.
I have lost control. This is the funniest thing in my world.
oh my god
Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
My first boner →
littlefuckinglesbian:
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and...
